Tuesday, February 21, 2012

A big, long miscelaneous list of crap I hate.

March 2nd 2010 -




#1. SPIDER BABY.



- In the Sims 3 game, there's a glitch where your toddler will, unexpectedly grow taller and stretch out like this. It is FUCKING TERRIFYING. Because it's still moving around, it's giggling! It's...Gah! Spider baby! Me and my roomie saw this the first time, and we just started yelping and cringing, screaming "Kill it with fire! Oh god, kill it with fire!" --- then I had nightmares of the damn thing! *still shudders*



#2. Drunk squirrels:

It's just not considerate. Hitting them is no fun either.

#3: Crappy advertising song abortions :

Crumbelieveably lame.


#4: Muscular Children

#5: Songs with Nelly and Tim Magraw in them together:
Over and over I had to listen to that song growing up. OVER AND OVER. PEOPLE AROUND HERE THOUGHT IT WAS LIKE FUCKING SLICED BREAD.*curls up into a ball*

#6: Fallout Boy and Kanye West:
As people. I'd be a hypocrit, because I own one Kanye west cd(early work, early work!) They both reach a douchebaggery that's hard to measure now and days. But when your own hometown hates you, thats...well...not a good sign. D-bags of the highest-paid regard

#7: People who can't whistle, and do constantly.
I don't wanna hear you shoot your semi warble-air out of your mouth. Much less, doing it while your trying to annunciate an R or something. Going GRRRRRRRRRR is not whistling.


#8 Crocs:

THEY'RE NOT FANCY GODDAMMIT. the other issue is presidential socks. WTH?

#9: Shit your dog doesn't need because he's got a damn fur coat.:


It's becoming self-aware! KILL IT! KILL IT WITH FIRE! *throws spider baby into the pile*

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